Total Medals Earned: 342 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,540 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 4/37 (25/495 points)
Finish the opening tutorial.
Find the first piece of hidden bonus art.
Find the cowboy hat.
Collect all the gears in Sun Station Level 1.
Watch all the cutscenes.
Find the Space Helmet.
Level 3-1: Get over 10100 points!
Anybody who has this medal is a TOTAL BADASS!
Finish a swimming level.
Level 6-1: Get over 8700 points!
Brutally beat the crap out of Truff and take no damage in the process.
Kill 15 robots.
Complete the "Missile Mania" level in Sunshine Plains.
Beat every level in Jazela Galaxy.
Die 20 times.
Level 1-1: Get over 9656 points!
Level 2-2: Get over 14600 points!
Die from falling upwards.
Play a multiplayer mode.
Kill Polypiscis without taking any damage.
Level 4-1: Get over 9100 points!
Level 8-1: Get over 9300 points!
Level 7-3: Get over 2000 points!
Level 2-3: Get over 3000 points!
Level 8-2: Get over 10730 points!
Level 7-1: Get over 9500 points!
Level 10-1: Get over 7800 points!
Level 2-1: Get over 9500 points!
Beat every level in Radion Galaxy.
Level 6-1: Get over 8600 points!
Beat every level in Black Hole Paradise.
Collect all 9 hats. Also, congrats, this is quite tough to do.
Complete "The Parliament" without losing any health.
Collect all 12 bonus artwork pieces. This could take a while...
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 10/17 (295/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing Spiderman
Medals Earned: 12/13 (250/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 3/9 (30/105 points)
You are fully capable of Awesome Combos
Your Slicing skills are up to par with the greatest
You use your surroundings wisely
You are a master of Jutsu Techniques
You have mastered the Art of Multi-hit Combos
You used the stage traps to your advantage
You can kill things with style. Bravo.
You collect anything with a sharp, murderous edge
You get sh*t done.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/590 points)
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill an enemy with your fist
Kill 100 enemies
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!